Bon Voyage, Pas Vraiment (Cont'd)

But, Elias Bear didn't do very well in protecting me, so I took out a weapon, destroyed the monster, and threatened Elias Bear to toughen up, or ELSE. How 

could he be so pusillanimous?

That night... Jeffrey saved my life.

We started off the next morning, which, is this morning, bright and early, and traveled to Hearst Castle.

Affected by the beauty and the worldly appearance of the surroundings, Elias Bear wanted to be put "on the map."

Then, he decided to be a little annoying brat, and hide from me. WHERE THE HELL COULD HE BE?

Great, while he was hiding, he decided to be a photo whore, and 

take pictures of himself for his facebook.

Very, very SUBTLE.

HOLY MACKEREL, LOOK WHERE I FINALLY FOUND HIM. THAT LITTLE SCOUNDREL! 

Then, as we continued our tour into the Hearst Castle, Elias Bear was tempted to take a swim in the inviting waters of the outdoor pool embellished with Greek architecture.

" Oh, stop trying to be cute. Just because you're in a giant goblet, doesn't mean that I will forgive you for hiding in Ashley's pants."

We ended the trip.. on a nice note. We admired the careless goldfish within the main house pond, and thought to ourselves, " This really was quite a fun time being with each other (:"

Hope all of you enjoyed the Adventures of Elias Bear (: