rorschach

my failure of a rorschach test result... hahaha. (:

Diagnostic Overview: Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope, put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did always steal items from work, justifying it however they can.

Long-Term Prognosis: Despite your condition and its behavioral limitations, remember you can always find work as a drug-dealer or prositute if you really try. Chances are you're a Libra, like most hopeless souls. (That doesn't really mean anything, but we just figured we'd mention it.) Strangely enough, you don't hate your mother and father, but you do hate your grandmother and grandfather. Who knows what in the world that means.

HOLY MACKEREL! i really AM a LIBRA O_O
Test Results 

Sickness Quotient: 68%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 68% is a little worriesome. 

Detailed Diagnosis

• Interpersonal Insights
  You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. 
  
  
• Job Performance & Attitude
  You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. 
  
  
• Personality Insight
  Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.